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Jevan k mushkil Rasto per kon Apka sath dega
Mumi/Papa?
Nahi
Huzbnd/Wife?
Nahi
Brothr/Sister?
Nahi
Sirf Or Sirf Apki "CHAPPAL"
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2
Sorrowfull love story.
'Ek larkay ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne larkay se kaha tum sea lye kia kar sakty ho
Larka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga
Lrki boli agar tum mujhse sachi mohabat karty ho to apne BAAP ka DIL lekar ao
Lrka DIL le aya larki ne us se shadi karli.
Larki ne wo DIL jar mei daal k apny room mein latka dia
30 saal baad jab us larki ka beta bara ho k doctor ban gya
to usne us DIL ka sum up kia...
To..
Wo..
Bakry ka nikla
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3
Kind Exmple Of great Confidence:
A subordinate in a subdivision,
dialed superintendent number by mistak & said: hy handle a brunette in my subdivision in 2 min.
Expert shouted: Do U identify with whom U r talking?
Junior: No
Boss: I am superintendent of this subdivision
Junior in the exceptionally tune: Do U identify with whom U r talking?
Boss: No
Junior said: Thank God & cut off the cellular phone.
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4
::Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi
ice goo lao to
Kabi murghi pakao to
kabi picnic pe jao to
::Mujhe awaz de lena
set men maal ziada ho
Jo shopping ka irada ho
Tumhare show unfit ho
Urge up ki appendage kit ho
::Mujhe awaz de lena
Kabi execution pe jana ho
Kahin hular mchana ho
Zara na tum sharmana Muje awaz de lena!
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5
"Bathroom Songs"
In lid of slack motions:
"Ruk ruk ruk arey babaa ruk."
In lid of kabz:
"Na tu aaye gi, na hi close aaye ga."
In lid of gas trouble:
"Hawa hawa aae hawa khushbu luta de."
Behindhand coming out of bathroom:
"Juda ho kay bhi, tu mujh mein kahin baaqi hai."
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6
Man knows man's nature...
Customer: I need a Ladies finish.
Shopkeeper: Begum k liye chaiye ya koi acha sa dikhaon?
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7
Shadi k 2 din baad!
Girl: Ammi meri aaj un sey larai ho gayi
MOM:Beta shadi k bad jhagry to hote rahte hen
Girl: Wo to thek hai par ab laash ka kya karon?
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8
Aap Cartoonap
Aap k Bhai Diagram
Aap ki behen Diagram
Aap k abbu Diagram
Aap ki Ammi Diagram
Aap ki Puri Boarding house Diagram
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.
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.Dekhti Hai Ya aap akele hi dekhte ho?
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9
U handle a Affluent,Lovely and Ultra-dynamic Personality!
U are one in a Million with a Yellow Summit.........
For self-important JOKES SmS "Finer" to 1234 Rs.10+tax :P
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10
Teacher: tell me the delightful example for newtons 3rd law?
Student: every time i open my book,,,
my eyes close unconsciously...
Transcription ka Answer back :-)
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