Funny Sms 30

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1

Jevan k mushkil Rasto per kon Apka sath dega

Mumi/Papa?

Nahi

Huzbnd/Wife?

Nahi

Brothr/Sister?

Nahi

Sirf Or Sirf Apki "CHAPPAL"

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2

Sorrowfull love story.

'Ek larkay ko larki se pyar hogya

Larki ne larkay se kaha tum sea lye kia kar sakty ho

Larka bola jo tm kaho wo karonga

Lrki boli agar tum mujhse sachi mohabat karty ho to apne BAAP ka DIL lekar ao

Lrka DIL le aya larki ne us se shadi karli.

Larki ne wo DIL jar mei daal k apny room mein latka dia

30 saal baad jab us larki ka beta bara ho k doctor ban gya

to usne us DIL ka sum up kia...

To..

Wo..

Bakry ka nikla

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3

Kind Exmple Of great Confidence:

A subordinate in a subdivision,

dialed superintendent number by mistak & said: hy handle a brunette in my subdivision in 2 min.

Expert shouted: Do U identify with whom U r talking?

Junior: No

Boss: I am superintendent of this subdivision

Junior in the exceptionally tune: Do U identify with whom U r talking?

Boss: No

Junior said: Thank God & cut off the cellular phone.

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4

::Mujhe awaz de lena Kabi

ice goo lao to

Kabi murghi pakao to

kabi picnic pe jao to

::Mujhe awaz de lena

set men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Tumhare show unfit ho

Urge up ki appendage kit ho

::Mujhe awaz de lena

Kabi execution pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zara na tum sharmana Muje awaz de lena!

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5

"Bathroom Songs"

In lid of slack motions:

"Ruk ruk ruk arey babaa ruk."

In lid of kabz:

"Na tu aaye gi, na hi close aaye ga."

In lid of gas trouble:

"Hawa hawa aae hawa khushbu luta de."

Behindhand coming out of bathroom:

"Juda ho kay bhi, tu mujh mein kahin baaqi hai."

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6

Man knows man's nature...

Customer: I need a Ladies finish.

Shopkeeper: Begum k liye chaiye ya koi acha sa dikhaon?

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7

Shadi k 2 din baad!

Girl: Ammi meri aaj un sey larai ho gayi

MOM:Beta shadi k bad jhagry to hote rahte hen

Girl: Wo to thek hai par ab laash ka kya karon?

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8

Aap Cartoonap

Aap k Bhai Diagram

Aap ki behen Diagram

Aap k abbu Diagram

Aap ki Ammi Diagram

Aap ki Puri Boarding house Diagram

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.Dekhti Hai Ya aap akele hi dekhte ho?

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9

U handle a Affluent,Lovely and Ultra-dynamic Personality!

U are one in a Million with a Yellow Summit.........

For self-important JOKES SmS "Finer" to 1234 Rs.10+tax :P

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10

Teacher: tell me the delightful example for newtons 3rd law?

Student: every time i open my book,,,

my eyes close unconsciously...

Transcription ka Answer back :-)

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